Nailed It

ZRRRNK… what? What’s happening? I fell asleep during the last 5 strips when Les was talking about nails. What’s going on in today’s strip?

Oh, C’MON. You have got to be kidding me. They’re still going on about some bent, rusty nail!? Thankfully, the appearance of an old woman who possesses a head the size of King Kong’s appears to be just about to devour Les whole.

Sew Me

Is something going to happen here? Why can’t Les just spout this stuff to Crazy Harry back in Westview? The reactions would be about the same. How is this advancing today’s plot at all? Today’s strip is just cumbersome. Mason is trying to be polite but Les is taking his single-word answers as interest.

Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe this story is fascinating. Let’s try an experiment tomorrow, Snarkers. Recite, word for word, the Pavarotti story to a co-worker, friend, family member or mailman. See if they seem even slightly interested.

I’ll do the same and let you know how it goes.

Where’s The Beef?

SoSFDavidO here for the next two weeks, takin’ the reins!

Looking back at Lisa’s Story, the other shoe, (inspiration for the script they’re yammering about in today’s strip,) it’s hard to imagine how much he could do to add or remove from the strip. Almost every part of the movie is going to take place at Int: Montoni’s Pizza or Int: Lisa’s bathroom. Sure, there’s a few trips to the hospital and that weird football catch at the beginning but other than that, Lisa’s Story would be better told as a novel or a… (reluctant sigh) daily comic strip.