Son of Stuck Funky

Tribulations and Trials

DCH John Howard is charged with heinous comics crimes! CBH is on the case! I am highly qualified to provide legal commentary and counsel on this fictional court room drama. Below, a list of my qualifications.

1.) My friend is a lawyer.

2.) I have a working internet connection, and am not afraid of the CIA seeing my search history.

3.) My mom has 60% of the OJ Simpson Trial recorded on VHS.

4.) I once got two speeding tickets in one week.

So I am READY. I am KNOWLEDGEABLE.

Let me flash some of that sweet sweet knowledge!

Cranky Revolt

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL POST.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS BIT OF NONSENSE AS CBH MAKING ANY KIND OF POLITICAL STATEMENT.

THE BRAIN WORMS MADE ME DO IT.

BATIUK SET THIS IN MOTION.

I ONLY GAVE LIFE TO WHAT HE SPIRITUALLY CONCIEVED.

DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT POLITICS HERE.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ARGUE ABOUT WHAT DID OR DIDN’T OR SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6, 2021, PLEASE GO TO GO COMICS. THERE IS A HOT SPICY THREAD JUST WAITING FOR YOU.

(If you would like to discuss how tone deaf, baffling, and awkward Friday’s Crankshaft was, you can stay.)

In Defense of The Slimy Classics.

John Howard has been arrested for ANIME CRIMES!!!

*Seen here! Artist’s rendition of the scene!*

Round ’em Up!

Greetings fellow Nitpickers! Hello from the blustery pastures of Iowa!

Our calving pasture is absolutely littered with baby beauties. Hopefully next week we’ll be able to move the widdle hamburger nuggets and the moo mommas out to the Van Fleet Place pasture. And if we’re really really lucky they won’t jump the fence to start tromping around in places they don’t belong.

Speaking of tromping around in places they don’t belong!

T.C.I.F. Twisting Crankshaft Into Funny

Though you Beady-Eyed-Nitpickers have done a bang up job with your Cranky commentary this week, I promised you a weekly Crankshaft Post. So here it is!