Ugh, Elmer Fudd shtick
Does Bull think folks are saying
Wife’s name, not “window”?
So many cinder blocks
Blocks for days, a great gray void
Not unlike this strip
Tag: sports
Haiku Anxiety
Cayla opens with
Understatement of the year
Linda unimpressed
Husband’s health problems
Wordplay fodder for Linda
The way of Westview
Bye-ku
billytheskink here
First guest post, will do my best
Unlike Tom Batiuk
Bull would much rather
Win via forfeit instead
Of on football field
Oh, Mickey, You’re So Fine
I guess Batiuk’s not gonna bother refreshing our memory about this Mickey character, or how she, a kicker, scored the winning touchdown 11 years ago. He’s content just to have her mentally undressed by a locker room full of teenage boys while her stepdad looks on.
Gang, that wraps up my turn in the SoSF barrel for now. Be sure to tune in tomorrow when a brand new surprise special guest author steps into the breach for the next couple weeks!
Slip Me a Mickey
It’s Batiuk’s party and he can pull long-absent characters out of his ass if he wants to. Mickey is Linda’s daughter from a previous whatever. I can’t get my hands on those Act I strips but as a teen, Mickey was seen hanging out at Montoni’s. Bull’s “how’s your kicking leg” query is only half in jest: if he can get away with putting the team mascot in the game, what’s to stop him from recruiting an adult female?
Son of Stuck Funky 