Frequent Fryer

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And you thought the Book Tour was over? I wonder how Principal Nate is feeling now about giving Les unlimited personal days?

I thought Les was getting “fried” too, when he got that courtesy call from his dead wife. But as far as we know, he never shared that incident with his daughter. Instead, Les apparently regaled her with stories about how he behaved like a complete asshole, annoying lowly, hard-working security personnel, newsstand vendors and flight attendants, everywhere he went.

I wonder if he tried the Spinal Tap foil-wrapped-cucumber-down-the-pants trick?

Uncharted

Dammit, it’s a party! Don’t they have anything else to talk about besides her damn divorce becoming final? “It reminds me of who I am…” Gee, so profound. No wonder Susan is drawn to Les. And the “punchline”, like many of TB’s “punchlines”, just ain’t funny. Is moving up the seating chart a good thing? Who the hell knows?