It Goes Fast…But This Week Won’t

Link to today’s strip

Epicus here filling in for the evening. I have to admit I didn’t see this coming, I thought the annual cancer fun run thing was confined to that horrible Sunday strip. But nope, BatBrain dropped Owen’s grand moment on the big stage just to run yet another ponderous “Lisa’s Legacy” promotional arc featuring the Wistful Widower and his fat trusty sidekick, Near-Death Man. Couldn’t this drivel have waited for a week? Or for eternity?

So I guess the timeline continuity just kinda comes and goes at TheAuthor’s convenience, eh? Don’t even get me going on that whole timeline conundrum thing again. Check out the dick with ears, strutting around with that #1 on his back, acting like a big shot just because HIS wife died making the annual fun run possible. What a dick.

And it’s official: here come the leaves. That means Westview’s annual three month long blizzard is right around the corner. Time really does fly, I suppose.

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Mondays, Ugh…

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett. I can’t see what’s happening in in today’s strip but hopefully Owen is out of the goat costume and his spine is somewhat recovering.

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Sunday Funkies

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett. I can’t see what’s happening in in today’s strip but I’m sure it’s a knee-slapper!

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B-a-a-a-a-a-a-d Concussion

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Good news, Owen caught the ball! Bad news, I’m no doctor but those little squiggly marks above his head don’t look good.
Oh, how timely and relevant to today’s concern over untreated concussions among high school football players.

Considering how slight Owen is compared to the mountain gorillas he’s in the game with, I guess we should be relieved his head isn’t still in the goat’s head.

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That’s Goat To Hurt

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Not to nickpick continuity here, which is normally just flawless, but why in the hell is Cody watching from the sidelines? Why isn’t he in his band uniform? Why does Mrs. Booberry come to a football game?

I need to queue up Yakety Sax for the rest of these strips and give up on any of this making sense.

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Animal Logic

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

Ow, my ribs! They hurt… I’ve been laughing all day since seeing this strip! The flu! Goat costumes! Cheerleaders and the losing-est football team you’ll ever see!

Is Tombat fishing for a wacky movie deal somewhere here? It has all the makings of it, assuming we’re in 1976.
Gus

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Me So Horny

Hello Snarkers! SoFsDavidO here, takin’ over for a very competent TFHackett as we get up-to-date with Westview’s senior student, Owen Muffinhead and his goat-based shenanigans in today’s strip.

I know this is a comic strip but there has to be a way of conveying *some* motion here, otherwise I fail to see why they couldn’t have just stuffed the goat costume with straw and propped it up.

Oh, Happy nightmares!

ShiningGoat

Oh, Stephen King! “The Shining” did for bad
animal costumes what “It” did for clowns.

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