Does today’s strip have some meaning beyond the desire to take a nice hot shower after a long and dirty trip? Is it some commentary on the previously unknown but particularly grimy nature of Afghan soil? I have no idea, so I’m just going to tell some old car jokes at the expense of today’s most prominent feature, the Batiukmobile®.
How did Funky double the value of his Batiukmobile®?
He filled up the gas tank.
How did Funky double the weight of his Batiukmobile®?
He sat down in the driver’s seat.
Funky walked up to the counter at the local Western Auto and said “I need a new set of wiper blades for my Batiukmobile®.”
“Throw in $20 and it’s an even trade” replied the store clerk.
Did you know that the Batiukmobile® has one of the industry’s best front-impact crash test ratings?
The tow truck takes the brunt of the impact.
You can buy a Batiukmobile® in any color you want, as long as it’s teal.
99% of all Batiukmobiles® ever built are still on the road.
The remaining 1% were able to make it to the repair shop.
What’s the difference between a hard-working, intelligent individual and a Batiukmobile®?
A hard-working, intelligent individual will get driven out of Westview.