Just Holtron To What You’ve Got

Link to today’s strip

Holtron? What? Are we pretending that the old Act I WHS school computer is sentient again? Why? This is just achingly bad, intelligence-insultingly bad, BAD bad and not in the “good” Michael Jackson way either. What the f*ck is Cliff smirking about and what’s up with Marianne? She looks like she’s about to gnaw on some logs or something there. This whole Comic-Con SJ Q&A panel premise hasn’t just gone off the rails, it’s gone off the rails, plummeted down a steep cliff and landed with a huge splash in a sewage treatment retention pond.

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10 responses to “Just Holtron To What You’ve Got

  1. Jimmy

    Fuck this noise.

  2. billytheskink

    Nothing drums up excitement for a new movie like an emcee dropping spoilers at a major press event, especially when said spoiler is that the enemy aliens are defeated by FORTRAN. Humanity sure was lucky that the aliens were running IBM systems instead of UNIVACs…

  3. Gerard Plourde

    At the rate this is going all indications are that the final panel The Author submits after he gets his golden t-square award will feature a snow globe containing St. Eligeus Hospital.

  4. Epicus Doomus

    Gerard Plourde: A really really boring snow globe, no doubt. He’ll get the snow itself right, though.

  5. ian'sdrunkenbeard

    “If your’e going to steal, steal from the best.”

  6. Rusty Shackleford

    Now Batty, in real life you play a rusting, outdated, and obsolete cartoonist who uses old things to try and tell a story….

  7. paypahclip

    Uh, I can’t help but notice that Maissonne Jarre is starting to approach Gil Thirp-ish handsomeness while “hotter than Slave Leia” is beginning to resemble Corky from Life Goes On.

  8. Meanwhile, Conan has only been tweeting politics this week – not a peep, er, tweet, about FW. Sorry Tom, but people REALLY do not give a shit.

  9. $$$WESTVIEW ONCOLOGIST$$$

    To be fair, the computer is the most charismatic person on the panel.

    Not-Conan is now starting to resemble a Katzenjammer twin.

  10. Doug Puthoff

    After this week’so goofiness, somebody will probably die get cancer, or get Fiedler next week. Batiuk knows nothing about using tone in storytelling.