Look, it’s bad enough that Tom Batiuk said “back in the day” two days in a row, but now he’s repeating himself twice in the same strip! It makes me want to tear the covers off! Tear the covers off, I say! That’s right, I want to tear the covers off! What do we want?
That’s right, and why do we want them?
TO TEAR THEM
Tear them where?
I can’t hear you!
That’s right! Tear the covers off!
And now we know what happened to Cody. He invented a time machine and went back to a simpler, less stressful, more enjoyable time. You might say he went “back in the day.” Let’s hope that as he gets older, he remembers to drive fast enough to hit and kill a teenage Les Moore, who was crossing against the light.