Marianne’s long climb
Continues in today’s strip
Third straight climb panel
No wavy borders?
Is this really happening?
Do I really care?
Nothing quite captures
Los Angeles at sundown
Like black-and-white film
Hoodie and short hair
Marianne continues to
Look like Summer
Did that upset her?
Being compared to Summer?
How would the web know?
Still no police yet?
Seems to support my theory
Of her ninja skills
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The wavy bordered third panels continue in today’s strip, and they surely must be representing a dream, because what is happening is practically impossible.
According to the official Hollywood Sign website’s helpfully-titled “Why Can’t I Hike To The Sign” page:
Question: How can I hike to the Sign?
Answer: You can’t.
Why? It’s against the law. There is fire danger and your personal safety is at risk.
Additionally,
In the early years of the Sign, it was possible to climb to the Sign, though it was just as dangerous and inadvisable a trip then as it would be now. Even if you had the stamina to ascend the steep, slippery slope without falling, you could still fall victim to a lurking rattlesnake, be scratched by the rough brush, or be menaced by a mountain lion.
Also,
The security system for the Sign was developed in concert with city officials, police and fire authorities, park rangers, and the Department of Homeland Security, and it includes the following features:
• A tall perimeter fence with razor wire
• 24 hour electronic surveillance by City of Los Angeles authorities
• Infrared lights and cameras that can see equally as well in the day and on a moonless night
• Monitoring microphones and bullhorns
• Web cameras
• Motion sensors
• Regular patrol visits by city police and park ranger helicoptersRigorous Enforcement, 24x7x365
Walking into the protected Sign area is trespassing and violators will be cited by police. Anyone who makes an attempt to do so will be buzzed by a park helicopter, ordered off the slope through the bullhorns, and find a police cruiser waiting for them at the bottom of the slope.
So, this is not reality we are seeing, nor is it within 1/4″ of an inch, not by any reasonable conclusion. Unless… Marianne is a ninja.
Well, no wonder people are threatening her.
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So it took until today’s strip for anyone to think about contacting Marianne?
I guess that is consistent with last week, when Mr. Director waited until Mason showed up at the lot to dress him down for his excursion to Marianne’s mom’s abode. We see today that he has a phone, so obviously that wasn’t stopping him from calling Mason last week, or Marianne anytime between last week and now. Must not be a talker… or he knows Mason screens and ignores his calls (which makes some sense, Mason makes all the decisions on this lot, after all). Marianne apparently does the same.
I consider myself fairly fluent in comic strip language, but am quite unsure as to what exactly panel 3’s wavy-border is supposed to signify. As I am sure most all of you know, wavy panel borders typically mean that what we are seeing is a dream/daydream, hallucination, or flashback. However, Marianne’s trip to the Hollywood sign began in an un-wavy panel (and also in color, for… reasons?) back on Sunday. I guess it is not unfair to assume that Marianne’s scenes are supposed to actually be occurring but in a surreal state, but it comes across more like the wavy panel border is being used to signal a change in setting. This is really awkward. Nice shot of the “HO” sign, though.
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TFH, you are a tough act to follow, I stand in line… and apparently it is my turn. Hello folks, billytheskink here to do my level best as I take you through Christmas. Remember, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, no matter what Funky Winkerbean has in store for us.
The world’s gone grayscale in today’s strip. What could this mean?
Tonal shift? Dream sequence? Reference to comic book or film that no one under the age of 83 remembers? That the syndicate colorist up and quit, their conscience finally getting the best of them? So many possibilities, but we will probably never know the true story.
Meanwhile, things are happening:
– Mason has psychoanalyzed the internet.
– Cindy thinks a movie set is the perfect place to break out her little black dress.
– The tablet that Mr. Director was thrusting at Mason last week has morphed into a laptop.
– The Starbuck Jones crew has made sure to properly light today’s trio as they crowd around their Pineapple Abacaxibook.
– We learn that Marianne owns a 1991 Mercury Capri convertible.
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