Yeah, you know how I said I was waiting on an official legal opinion from an official lawyer?
I lied, I was waiting for the latest issue of Moppu no Jikan to arrive!
Justice For All!
Tag: Komix Korner
In Defense of The Slimy Classics.
John Howard has been arrested for ANIME CRIMES!!!
Round ’em Up!
Greetings fellow Nitpickers! Hello from the blustery pastures of Iowa!
Our calving pasture is absolutely littered with baby beauties. Hopefully next week we’ll be able to move the widdle hamburger nuggets and the moo mommas out to the Van Fleet Place pasture. And if we’re really really lucky they won’t jump the fence to start tromping around in places they don’t belong.
Speaking of tromping around in places they don’t belong!
Continue reading “Round ’em Up!”Book It!
As Y. Knott, Duck of Death, and our other Crankshaft correspondents have informed us, Lillian is currently at the Ohioana Book Festival, which is going on for realsies this weekend. I briefly had considered going, (seriously,) just for a wacky vacation road trip with a wacky destination. I’ve already forced my housemate, partner-in-crime, and heterosexual life partner, to promise that someday we’ll do a fun Funky tour. But we couldn’t go this year due to the very following crucial factors:
1.) Cows.
Still, probably would have been a low-key fun time. Especially since I’m pretty easy to please.
Continue reading “Book It!”Morally Bankrupt
I just know that when I’m on my deathbed, I’ll be lamenting that portion of my lifetime that I spent contemplating Funky Winkerbean.
TF Hackett, April 12, 2023.
Son of Stuck Funky 
