TCIF – Son of Stuck Funky

Saturday’s Strip WAS Available For Preview.

Short post tonight, as I am still trying to digest all the amazing, thoughtful, literary discussions you nitters had on the last post. I kept on opening the reply tab, staring at the blinking cursor, but gradually realizing that someone else in the comments chain had already said it better than I had.

Thanks for all the kind words on the James Joyce parody. It really wasn’t as impressive as it sounded since I used the first chapter of the novel as a direct template, and only changed a few words per paragraph to turn it Funky. It’s 90% Joyce, 10% nonsense.

I am trying to organize my thoughts into something concise about Wally Vs DSH. Hope to get that out soon.

In the meantime, please enjoy the preview of Saturday’s Crankshaft I managed to hack out of GoComics.

Is This The Line For Punch?

I had a different goal on these parodies. Instead of recontextualizing the entire strip I just changed one word bubble to write a new punchline.

Can you come up with more interesting and funny punchlines to these setups? The winner will get awful photoshop art in their honor!

Crankshaft: The Motion Picture.

Cranky Revolt

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL POST.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS BIT OF NONSENSE AS CBH MAKING ANY KIND OF POLITICAL STATEMENT.

THE BRAIN WORMS MADE ME DO IT.

BATIUK SET THIS IN MOTION.

I ONLY GAVE LIFE TO WHAT HE SPIRITUALLY CONCIEVED.

DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT POLITICS HERE.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ARGUE ABOUT WHAT DID OR DIDN’T OR SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6, 2021, PLEASE GO TO GO COMICS. THERE IS A HOT SPICY THREAD JUST WAITING FOR YOU.

(If you would like to discuss how tone deaf, baffling, and awkward Friday’s Crankshaft was, you can stay.)

T.C.I.F. Twisting Crankshaft Into Funny

Though you Beady-Eyed-Nitpickers have done a bang up job with your Cranky commentary this week, I promised you a weekly Crankshaft Post. So here it is!