Merry Les Mess

It Can Indeed Get Worse

Sigh. My most dreaded SoSF hosting scenario…a Les & Funky jogging arc. But wait! Two mysterious strangers approach Les and Funky, asking if they can run with them and…oh. Oh, it’s just Cory (yawn) and Rocky (zzzzz). Given that the new and improved Corporal Cory is about as interesting and entertaining as watching a compost heap molder, I’m not expecting much in the way of long-term plot development here or anything. Har.

Not only does he once again maddeningly start another new arc with like fifty other ones still dangling there, he has the f*cking temerity to put Les in that (sorry, no offense but there’s no other proper way to put it) fruity lavender-ish pink headband of his, which only increases my desire to use some sort of special gun to launch a huge railroad spike through his forehead. Wow is that enraging or what? It’s like he’s taunting me, deliberately looking for ways to annoy me even more, which should not be possible according to all existing scientific models.

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14 responses to “Merry Les Mess

  1. spacemanspiff85

    If two active-duty (are they still?) soldiers run at the same pace as Les and Funky, that is just hilarious.

  2. Rusty

    they have been subsisting on the Westview diet since returning and will be considerably slowed.

  3. which only increases my desire to use some sort of special gun to launch a huge railroad spike through his forehead

    Where’s Anton Chigurh when you need him?

  4. Gerard Plourde

    I knew the absence of Les was too good to be true. We do have to see if this is actually the beginning of a new Westview-centered arc or just a one-off before we go back to the neverending filming of Starbuck Jones.

  5. 1966tvbatman

    What the hell is with all the receding hairlines???

  6. Les Moore is probably the only fictional character I would like to see manifest in the real world. Because I want to savagely beat him to death with something really soft…something that will take days…like a paperback of “Lisa’s Story.”

    Yeah, I am supposed to be seeking help tor that.

  7. billytheskink

    Funky could replace “running” with anything and everything else that happens in this strip and he wouldn’t be wrong.

  8. Jimmy

    Yep, I know for a fact that people at least 20 years younger than I relish the opportunity to hamper their workout jogging with me. It happens all the time. #1/4inchfromreality

  9. As if the set up for a stupid double wedding AND Dick Facey’s pinkwashing in the name of Saint Dead Lisa was not bad enough, we have to endure Funky’s masochistic worship of the Browns. It’s always sort of bothered me that the TPTB didn’t have the brains to come up with a logo like everyone else in the NFL,

  10. Saturnino

    “is about as interesting and entertaining as watching a compost heap molder”

    The shame of it is that there is more (which is beneficial, too) going on in a moldering compost heap than there is in this strip……….

  11. @Saturnino: And it smells better too.

  12. $$$WESTVIEW ONCOLOGIST$$$

    Oh, c’mon Funky! Let them run with you. That will give you some time to hit on your future daughter in law some more. As you are wont to do, you sick, fuck.

  13. Oh goody, a week od Funky resenting people who are young and healthy and not totally beaten down by life. This should be fun.

  14. @bobanero: or just Joan Crawford…