Son of Stuck Funky

Masone Jarre Returnese

Okay, guys, I’ve seen the jokes and the rants but Mason Jarre was the main male lead of Lisa’s Story. So it’s a perfectly acceptable choice for the new owner of the theatre to pick. Furthermore it is a local story based on the family friends and accquantances of the people running the theatre. So it makes sense. It makes perfect sense.

Collecting My Thoughts

We have travelled back in time and entered the Age of the Skunk. Hideous visions await us.

*Many ‘thanks’ to Beckoning Chasm for this DSH John art. I needed a new sleep paralysis demon.*

Back to the Future

Many apologies for the lateness of this post. I meant for it to go up hours ago, but then I spent half of yesterday with my head stuck inside the charred black interior of a Lang Platinum Electric Convection Oven, and the industrial strength degreaser fumes ended up getting to me.

Now, before you get concerned, I did this in the interest of job security. They can’t fire you from the gas station if you’re the only one who knows how to clean the oven. But if anything would make one contemplate sticking their head in an oven recreationally, it would be the hideous abomination we’re about to be faced with.

Rock Bottom Remainders

And the winner of the Crankshaft punchline contest is….

Duck of Death with “God damn that bitch! I ordered stones!”

Ducky! Please come up to accept your prize! I know it’s half-assed and terrible looking. But so is Crankshaft these days.

(*I was going for Yamcha and ended up with crouching Gollum, but you work with what you got.*)

Is This The Line For Punch?

I had a different goal on these parodies. Instead of recontextualizing the entire strip I just changed one word bubble to write a new punchline.

Can you come up with more interesting and funny punchlines to these setups? The winner will get awful photoshop art in their honor!