Les has dispensed with the jerky questions and now proceeds to his list of demands: “I want to be able to write the screenplay.” Sure. And maybe you’d like to portray yourself while you’re at it, you egomanic? Ann has no doubt heard such highfalutin’ assumptions before, and quickly puts Les’ formidable ego in check by equating his masterwork with mere henfruit.
Tag: cellphone
Lester of the Universe
Today Les continues to waste his agent’s time, asking asinine questions about language that appears in every contract ever written, then capping it off by looking disdainfully at his phone.
It's Called "Right" -ing
S.P. Charles
August 1, 2011 at 12:09 amSo we’re going to spend a day on each of Les’s (probably stupid) questions?
If he “gets” the part about movie, TV and theater rights, what’s not to get about electronic media? If you think that we, the readers are in for a rough week, query how Ann Apple must feel, having to entertain Les’ doucheball questions. I, for one, would love to see Lisa’s Story: The Video Game…in 3-D!
Legal Padding
Dear snarkers, I’m still out of town today, returning tomorrow…can’t wait to hear your expressions of joy over another week of Les. Have at it!
Skin and 'Bone
The Winkerbean men sure are tight with a buck! A couple Sundays ago we witnessed Funky treating the missus to an anniversary “celebration”… at the pizzeria he owns. Today, his cousin/nephew Sgt. Sunkencheeks’ idea of a birthday surprise for his girlfriend is inviting her to see him perform in a free band concert.
Son of Stuck Funky 
