The Strip is Funky Winkerbean. My Name’s Friday. I’m Not Available.


Link to today’s strip.

The story you are about to read is dull.  The jokes have been redone to protect the humorless.

It was Friday, November 30, 2017 in Westview.  The weather was gloomy and morose, and the forecasts were “You may only have weeks left.”  The outlook was grim that day, but it had been grim for over ten years, ever since Lisa, so folks were out doing their usual thing.  I was there to make sure no one got too excited…or did anything exciting.

The boss’s name is King Features.  My partner’s name is Rick Burchett.

My name’s Batiuk.  I carry a felt-tip.

Daa, da-da-duh-DAAAAAA…!




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10 responses to “The Strip is Funky Winkerbean. My Name’s Friday. I’m Not Available.

  1. Epicus Doomus

    Yawn…technology gags. Much like with last week’s mattress fiasco, another Dinkle arc is five days too long.

  2. Not only is it too long, it’s also somewhat pointless. I don’t really see a market for this disc….do you?

    • Rusty Shackleford

      I don’t see a market for this strip either, yet the syndicate allows this to continue. I guess as long as the checks roll in. Surprised anybody would pay for this crap.

  3. Due to the vagaries of the syndicate’s publishing schedule, we at Team SoSF do not always have access to the strip in advance and so must post a “placeholder.” I daresay nobody posts better placeholders than ol’ Beckoning Chasm!

  4. billytheskink

    “This nursing home has low-quality amenities, let’s all smirk about it!”

    The most interesting thing about today’s strip is signed “B&B”, which is a first, maybe?

  5. So they know about Indiegogo but no Bandcamp or Soundcloud. Ok.

  6. Comic Book Harriet

    I think someone *cough*Connie*cough* has been tampering with the Wi-Fi in order to turn her room into the Nursing Home hang out place. I swear, Nursing Homes and College Dorms….same story, different decade.

  7. ian'sdrunkenbeard

    “We go to Connie’s room to watch the pornos!”