The story you are about to read is dull. The jokes have been redone to protect the humorless.
It was Friday, November 30, 2017 in Westview. The weather was gloomy and morose, and the forecasts were “You may only have weeks left.” The outlook was grim that day, but it had been grim for over ten years, ever since Lisa, so folks were out doing their usual thing. I was there to make sure no one got too excited…or did anything exciting.
The boss’s name is King Features. My partner’s name is Rick Burchett.
My name’s Batiuk. I carry a felt-tip.