Get Out the Vote!

VOTE HERE!

Tell your friends! Tell your family! Tell strangers at the store! Roll down your car windows and scream it at neighborhood cats!

Voting for the 2022 Funky Awards is now open!

This year voting will continue through January 21!

However, although I hate to be that guy — I’ve spotted a typo.

In the last category, you’ve used the headline “The Best Funky Winkerbean Strip of 2022″. Obviously, you meant to type “The Funky Winkerbean Strip of 2022 That Caused The Least Amount Of Bile To Rise In Your Throat”.

Y. Knott

Y. Knott! You are right! There does seem to be some kind of error. I see a category for Best Funky Winkerbean Strip of 2022. But these aren’t the strips I remember being the best this year!

Well, I don’t want to take any awards away from any poor strips that were nominated. But I still have to fix this gross overrsight.

So. One more category for our Awards this year!

Continue reading “Get Out the Vote!”

Drumroll, Please.

Sheesh CBH, you have more things to vote for than my general election ballot last November. Thanks for giving us the week to vote. I have my homework cut out for me.

be ware of eve hill, January 10, 2022

Last year, the Academy Awards ticked off a bunch of people by eliminating about half of the Oscar presentations so they could spend more time on washed up comedians being assaulted.

Well we’re not doing that. Each award is more precious than whatever dumb joke or story I can spit out…and I’m in no mood to get slapped. Continue reading “Drumroll, Please.”

On To Shine

You thought you might be getting hilarity and even exciting group activities today, finally?!

Too bad! CBH has stolen this bus while TFH and Epicus are in the back napping off LisaPocalypse: The Day the Plot Stood Still. And Comic Book Harriet wants to celebrate Epiphany.

Epiphany is the traditional end to the Christmas season. In the Western Church it celebrates the visit of the Magi to a young Jesus, in the Eastern Church, Jesus’ baptism. In both cases the idea is that Jesus is being revealed to the world as something to be revered. Continue reading “On To Shine”

Peanut Gallery

Sorry, don’t have time for an extensive post, archive dive, or cringy CBH story today, as I am hard at work elsewhere. (Ominous winky face)

All Funky and no Rest Makes Harriet a Fun Girl!

Instead. I wanted to reprint what was one of my favorite comments this year. A hilarious comment, picked out of a treasure trove of hundreds of similarly hilarious comments. Continue reading “Peanut Gallery”