Cranky Revolt

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL POST.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS BIT OF NONSENSE AS CBH MAKING ANY KIND OF POLITICAL STATEMENT.

THE BRAIN WORMS MADE ME DO IT.

BATIUK SET THIS IN MOTION.

I ONLY GAVE LIFE TO WHAT HE SPIRITUALLY CONCIEVED.

DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT POLITICS HERE.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ARGUE ABOUT WHAT DID OR DIDN’T OR SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6, 2021, PLEASE GO TO GO COMICS. THERE IS A HOT SPICY THREAD JUST WAITING FOR YOU.

(If you would like to discuss how tone deaf, baffling, and awkward Friday’s Crankshaft was, you can stay.)

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Round ’em Up!

Greetings fellow Nitpickers! Hello from the blustery pastures of Iowa!

Our calving pasture is absolutely littered with baby beauties. Hopefully next week we’ll be able to move the widdle hamburger nuggets and the moo mommas out to the Van Fleet Place pasture. And if we’re really really lucky they won’t jump the fence to start tromping around in places they don’t belong.

Speaking of tromping around in places they don’t belong!

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Book It!

Took me forever to realize that these lumpy headed monsters were supposed to be buckeyes. Makes Ayer’s 2021book festival art look like a a masterpiece.

As Y. Knott, Duck of Death, and our other Crankshaft correspondents have informed us, Lillian is currently at the Ohioana Book Festival, which is going on for realsies this weekend. I briefly had considered going, (seriously,) just for a wacky vacation road trip with a wacky destination. I’ve already forced my housemate, partner-in-crime, and heterosexual life partner, to promise that someday we’ll do a fun Funky tour. But we couldn’t go this year due to the very following crucial factors:

1.) Cows.

Still, probably would have been a low-key fun time. Especially since I’m pretty easy to please.

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