VOTE FOR THE 2022 FUNKY AWARDS! I’M NOT JOKING!
Voting will continue through January 21.
If we do not get enough votes, I will do nothing but post current Crankshaft strips and describe what is happening in each panel in mind numbing detail! This is a very real threat I am more than prepared to follow through on.
For Example.
First things first.
VOTE FOR THE 2022 FUNKY AWARDS, YOU BEADY EYED NIPICKERS!
And Also Here’s More Nominees.
Voting will continue through January 21.
Vote Early. Vote Late. Vote Often.
A community member’s failure to vote may result in loss of posting privileges, lifelong shame, and their username being added to The Wall of Dishonor along with other potential Les Moore sympathizers! (Note: None of this is true, probably. But you don’t want to take that chance, do you?)
A few weeks ago, when I was emailing an awards update to Epicus, I told him that I was planning on doing a couple deep dives during the time voting was active. I also asked him if there were anyone in particular he’d like to see.
He said, and I quote, “You are free to run wild, CBH.” So if you hate the next couple weeks of posts, you can blame him.
He also said, “I’ve always been a big Frankie fan LOL.”
And so, I’m pleased to present, a retrospective on Franklin Pierce.
Continue reading “A Frank Discussion”Tell your friends! Tell your family! Tell strangers at the store! Roll down your car windows and scream it at neighborhood cats!
Voting for the 2022 Funky Awards is now open!
This year voting will continue through January 21!
However, although I hate to be that guy — I’ve spotted a typo.
In the last category, you’ve used the headline “The Best Funky Winkerbean Strip of 2022″. Obviously, you meant to type “The Funky Winkerbean Strip of 2022 That Caused The Least Amount Of Bile To Rise In Your Throat”.
Y. Knott
Y. Knott! You are right! There does seem to be some kind of error. I see a category for Best Funky Winkerbean Strip of 2022. But these aren’t the strips I remember being the best this year!
Well, I don’t want to take any awards away from any poor strips that were nominated. But I still have to fix this gross overrsight.
So. One more category for our Awards this year!
Continue reading “Get Out the Vote!”Sheesh CBH, you have more things to vote for than my general election ballot last November. Thanks for giving us the week to vote. I have my homework cut out for me.
be ware of eve hill, January 10, 2022
Last year, the Academy Awards ticked off a bunch of people by eliminating about half of the Oscar presentations so they could spend more time on washed up comedians being assaulted.
Well we’re not doing that. Each award is more precious than whatever dumb joke or story I can spit out…and I’m in no mood to get slapped. Continue reading “Drumroll, Please.”
“Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent.”
Some Ancient Dude
Funky Winkerbean Characters By Number of Panels Speaking In, 2022. Continue reading “He Who Says the Most, Means the Least.”
Son of Stuck Funky 