Slow down, Holly! I’m not sure what multi-verse you’re in in today’s strip but cheesy superhero movies don’t usually get Oscars, storyboard artists for said movies even less.
Why would Funky and Holly be “the first” you’d invite, anyway? Wow, that’s bleak.
Wow, greasy, fattening pizza (which Funky undoubtedly donated) and flat Montoni’s root beer for all! Thanks Jessica! You really know how to show gratitude in today’s strip! You’d think from the look on Jessica’s face she’d just gotten them all tickets to Disneyland. The look on Cayla and Keisha’s faces say it all; please God, not another slice of Westview’s worst and only pizza.
Calico what? What’s with the title of today’s snark? It came to me when I realized by panel 2 that Tombat was basically stringing unrelated words together. This begs the question, what kind of mushrooms are on a Montoni’s pizza? If I didn’t know better and was eavesdropping I’d think these three were tripping their balls off on something.
There’s no preview available for tonight but it’s not like we’re going to leave Montoni’s My-Tunes recommendation discussion for something more interesting like, say, how Summer is doing in college. So here is today’s strip for those of you still hanging around!
It occurred to me this whole week like like closing time at a bar when they turn on the lights and play terrible music to try and get everyone to leave. I’ve seen adult-situation pr0n of Heathcliff. It’ll take more than a lame storyline to scare this snarker off.
For the love of God, put some pants on!
Hey all! SoSfDavidO here and… wow. We’re still here at Montoni’s with Crazy Harry and he’s still rambling about Apple’s music recommendation algorithms. What can I possibly say about today’s strip that we haven’t already said?
Can’t breathe.. I’m suffocating in a comedy black hole…
Son of Stuck Funky 