Today’s strip was not available for preview when I was able to write today’s post.
I don’t know about you, but I’m on pins and needles…
Don’t tell my therapist that, please. She says it is not a healthy mechanism for coping with having to read this strip.
Today’s strip is actually kind of sweet, for the most part. It isn’t really a satisfying payoff to this past week’s glacial activity, but it does express a very nice sentiment.
Cory calling Westview “a sight for sore eyes” is, uh, some other things.
For one thing, it’s bizarre. In his teen years, Cory was pretty much never depicted as enjoying his life in Westview. Yes, that could be said about nearly every character in this strip, but unlike the adults around him Cory wallowed in it because he had no choice about living there. He seized his best opportunity of escaping and, until now, never looked back wistfully.
For another thing, calling Westview “a sight for sore eyes” in this context is a grave insult to the nation of Afghanistan.
Both Cory and Rocky seem to have gained the ability to reshape their noses in today’s strip, presumably as a part of their 5 second “acclimation” to returning to the United States from deployment.
If only our real servicemen and women could acclimate so easily upon returning home. If only.
Does today’s strip have some meaning beyond the desire to take a nice hot shower after a long and dirty trip? Is it some commentary on the previously unknown but particularly grimy nature of Afghan soil? I have no idea, so I’m just going to tell some old car jokes at the expense of today’s most prominent feature, the Batiukmobile®.
How did Funky double the value of his Batiukmobile®?
He filled up the gas tank.
How did Funky double the weight of his Batiukmobile®?
He sat down in the driver’s seat.
Funky walked up to the counter at the local Western Auto and said “I need a new set of wiper blades for my Batiukmobile®.”
“Throw in $20 and it’s an even trade” replied the store clerk.
Did you know that the Batiukmobile® has one of the industry’s best front-impact crash test ratings?
The tow truck takes the brunt of the impact.
You can buy a Batiukmobile® in any color you want, as long as it’s teal.
99% of all Batiukmobiles® ever built are still on the road.
The remaining 1% were able to make it to the repair shop.
What’s the difference between a hard-working, intelligent individual and a Batiukmobile®?
A hard-working, intelligent individual will get driven out of Westview.
How many haiku
Can today’s strip generate?
Maybe four or five
Funky cannot lift
As much as active duty
Soldier, surprising?
Where did Funky learn
To lift heavy things? Was it
On a fishing boat?
Off balance? Ha no
We all know “Weebles wobble
but they don’t fall down”
A dove in the park
Up on a helium tank
It makes a high coo
So sorry about
Last irrelevant haiku
Needed to get five
Son of Stuck Funky 