You Boater Believe It

Darin! After seeing you dragging around like a half-deflated helium balloon for the last decade it’s kind of strange seeing you thump your chest in Today’s Strip! Of course, your plan doesn’t go beyond the chest beat but it’s impressive nonetheless! I’m sure you can talk Mopey Pete into risking getting killed or imprisoned alongside with you in your quest for your $16 set of pens.

Turning JaPENese

So much of FW’s humor is based on the quest for the Holy Grail, be it a Starbucks Jones comic or the address for some doddering old man. Today’s Strip is more of the same!

Have these schmucks never heard of Amazon?! If the pen is so damn rate how did he get it in the first place? And since when did Darrin turn into such a delicate genius?

Sorry, strip, we already have one quirky writer, we don’t need another.

Gee, I wonder who is updating Montoni’s pizza app during all of this?