Category: Son of Stuck Funky

Summer Dropouts

SoSfDavidO here, ready for an all-new storyline!

It’s Monday in late January so it doesn’t make sense that Summer is hanging around helping yet another group of doomed souls move into the apartment above Montoni’s but here she is in today’s strip still wearing her shapeless burlap hoody. You’d think her coming home to visit for the first time in a lonnnnng time would warrant a bigger story line than MyPod music recommendation algorithms but apparently not! She isn’t even given a line. Aside from the lifting duties she may as well be a potted plant.

Tromboners

The Bedside Manor sign makes another appearance in today’s strip because sight gags get funnier every time we see them, right?

I guess the word “sexism” makes what actually happened, sexual harassment a bit easier to swallow. Adding to the strip’s confusion is that it looks like Dinkle is addressing Funky in the last panel, which raises the squick factor by 100x. Miss Violin needs to get herself a can of bear spray.

Ok Computer

SoSfDavidO here! Let’s take a look at today’s strip. Hmm. Unless future generations are somehow still having to suffer through a 12th FW time jump I don’t envy them no matter what Crazy Harry says in today’s funny!

And thusly, I think, ends one of the longest running non-gag Funky Winkerbean has seen in a while as Crazy Harry and company addressed a non-problem that exists. Five days of Funky slipping on a banana peel would have been more amusing than this and that’s comedy at it’s lowest form. Like most Funky readers, I keep telling myself (against all odds) that next week has to be better.

Calico Banana Pants

Calico what? What’s with the title of today’s snark? It came to me when I realized by panel 2 that Tombat was basically stringing unrelated words together. This begs the question, what kind of mushrooms are on a Montoni’s pizza? If I didn’t know better and was eavesdropping I’d think these three were tripping their balls off on something.

Fill Harris

There’s no preview available for tonight but it’s not like we’re going to leave Montoni’s My-Tunes recommendation discussion for something more interesting like, say, how Summer is doing in college. So here is today’s strip for those of you still hanging around!

It occurred to me this whole week like like closing time at a bar when they turn on the lights and play terrible music to try and get everyone to leave. I’ve seen adult-situation pr0n of Heathcliff. It’ll take more than a lame storyline to scare this snarker off.

heathcliffmovie

                               For the love of God, put some pants on!