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On the house… of (rare, gem mint, limited edition foil pack, holographic) cards

The great Christmas gift-giver strikes again in today’s strip. No, I’m not talking about Santa Claus or Crazy Claus (or Pete… I would never talk about Pete in this way), I’m talking about the nerd with the polecat on his scalp.

Dead Skunk Head John has a long long history of giving his wares away for free, and not just at Free Comic Book Day (which allegedly put him near bankruptcy). DSH pulled this exact same bit back during the yuletide of 2013 too, and that time his crazy skunk head did it in front of other customers! And that wasn’t the only time he gave Holly a break during her Starbuck Jones quest. Heck, he even murdered Tony Isabella for her. Seemed a little much to me, but he’s a generous guy.

Generous to a fault, it would seem, as Komix Korner has been depicted in financial peril many times, going as far back as the Clinton administration. DSH’s inability to pay his rent once almost sunk Montoni’s and the Winkerbean family as well… only the sale of a mint condition copy of Starbuck Jones #1 saved both businesses (even if DSH’s greasy hands devalued the issue).

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    • 2018
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  • Other Crap
    • 2017: The Bedside Manorisms in Memphis
    • Batom Comics: The Untold History
    • 2007 – Senior Class Trip to Washington D.C.
    • 1996: Westview Post Office Bombing Arc
    • 2001: Teen Pregnancy Arc
    • 2003: John Byrne Steps In for Batiuk
    • 2007: Darin Seeks His Birth Mother
    • 2010: Funky’s Car Crash and Time Travel
    • Act II “Flash” -back
    • Kent State Mural by Batiuk and Ayers
    • Meet Halle Dinkle
    • Meet the (Act III) Cast
    • Missing FW Cast Members
    • The Starbuck Jones Covers
  • Act IV
    • 2023
    • 2024
    • Dinkshaft™
    • The Timemop Covers
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