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Here is today’s strip.

And here is the Reader’s Digest version of today’s strip:



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Tortursday, August 30

Today’s strip was not available for preview. One can reasonably assume it will involve Lefty continuing to torture the poor folks who agreed to play in this alumni band.


So, without the current strip, let’s take a quick look back at Lefty in late Act II, who had just been named Westview High’s band director. Dinkle tries to get her killed for the sake of a bad pun. He is a monster.


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O2 be anywhere else…

Pavel Chekov Lefty yells as some unseen old people in today’s strip… and thus continues August, as FW’s semi-official ollllllllllllllllllllld folks month.

August was once a time when this strip would fix its gaze on the high school and its students and teachers preparing for the new school year. Well, its gaze remains fixed upon the high school this August, but TB has imported infirm, elderly seniors in lieu of high school seniors. It would be bizarre if it wasn’t so uninteresting.


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Explosions, Smoke and Chaos (Oh My!)

Link to today’s strip.

I’ll take a guess that we won’t see any of those explosions, smoke and chaos.  Heck, we’ve been told about them, isn’t that enough for our ungrateful little hearts?

I still can’t imagine what a high school graduation ceremony has to do with a space adventure film.  I guess that’s a failure on my part, because Pete Rossini is such a great writer that he never writes terrible things.  He wrote The Amazing Mr. Sponge, for God’s sake!  That’s as awesome as you can get without crushing someone’s windpipe.

It’s hard not to notice how the whole Starbuck Jones keeps diminishing.   First, it was an epic space adventure with a hero who flew to alien worlds with his robot side-kick.  There were aliens and death capsules and an octo-shark.   It looked like it might be something…fun.  Entertaining.  Something expansive and open for adventure, like the Star Trek universe.

Then it started shrinking.  Shooting in Cleveland?  Well…okay, some CGI overlays could make it appear futuristic.  A present-day school bus in a scene?  By accident, and the director wants to keep it?  Um, well, I dunno…

And now we’re shooting a contemporary graduation ceremony.  That seems to have done it–Starbuck Jones has been brought down to earth.

Should the Starbuck Jones movie ever see the light of day, it will consist of Starbuck and Jupiter sitting on the couch watching TV.  They’ll be dressed the way suburbanites dress today.  They won’t say a word to each other, and we’ll never get a look at what they’re watching.  And it’ll go on for two hours.

Or, you know, it might be something fantastic.

That seems to be the consistent nature of Funky Winkerbeanlower your expectations.   No, no, lower than that.  Holly travels to complete Cory’s comic book collection.  Will she learn to wheel-deal, develop her killer instincts?  Nope, people will just hand them to her.   A Funky-Dick Tracy crossover?  Oh cool, maybe shoot-outs and a murder!  Nope, Dick and Sam will haul boxes of comic books.  And now Starbuck Jones is taking place at Westview High.

I will give the strip this:  it has really taught me the limits of my imagination.  Every time a story begins, I posit that it will be the dullest, least-creative thing I can imagine.   And I’m always wrong.


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Link To Today’s Strip

Wow, what a listless outing. It’s hard to believe there’s an entire comic strip devoted to this grating, annoying and unfunny moron (Crankshaft, to be clear), but the mysteries of comic strip syndication are lost on me, so there you go. I’d also like to know how BanTom defines “a certain age” because his “Captain Video” gag* is totally lost on me too. A tad before my time, as they say, and I’m guessing yours as well. Way to pander to the prized “over-85” demographic. At least he didn’t reference an old comic book this time, thank God. **

* It’s bad enough when you have to explain the joke, but when you have to explain the acronym that explains the joke you MIGHT be better served by just starting over from the beginning. In cases like this, the wastebasket is the comic strip author’s friend.

** Also, f*ck Les Moore. It just needed to be said.


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