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by | May 25, 2022 · 10:30 pm

Fortune Dweller

Uh… Cayla, had you met your husband before today’s strip?! Good feeling… ha! You’d get a “ha ha” if that was genuinely funny.

THIS, by the way, is why Les is (rightfully) not allowed to speak at graduations…

Where were you when Lisa was recording, Marge’s significant other?
Note: Barry Balderman didn’t leave WHS because he was bullied or ignored, he left because he was obsessed with being valedictorian and had a nervous breakdown after he overheard Principal Fred Fairgood say that Cindy had the highest GPA in the class. What he did not overhear was that Fred was making a dumb joke that GPA stood for “Greatest Popularity of All”. Les earned those boos and then some.

Lest you think that WHS might make the mistake of letting Les speak at graduation again because everyone who was in the administration when he was a student is retired… They aren’t.

I’m half certain that (then vice-) principal Nate has committed to work at the high school until he (or Les) dies in order to make sure that Les never steps in front of a graduation ceremony microphone ever again.

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by | September 25, 2020 · 10:30 pm

ICE ICE Baby

Link to today’s strip.

And just like that, the question I asked about Thursday’s strip has been answered in the worst possible way.

Folks, prepare yourself for another heavy-handed, preachy, insultingly inaccurate trip through Tom Batiuk’s Outrage-a-Thon.  Sorry, tickets are non-refundable.

“Boss!  BOSS!  I think we found that woman on the hot list–the one who was looking at fabric on sale!  *Shudder*  I get chills just thinking about that!  Anyway, lucky for us she applied for a driver’s license using her real name, address, and everything!  Otherwise we’d never catch someone so wily!”

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