Not much to see in today’s strip other than Mason’s attempt at being punny. Have a safe 4th everyone!
Doofy Stars
A new week, a new arc! SosfdavidO here, and whoa, who is Mason Jarr out with in today’s strip!? Cindy better not catch him with this much younger curvy, attractive blonde woman or she’s going to blow a fuse!
Oh, wait, that’s right. This woman walking with Mason it none other than “Eternally 30” Cindy Summers, who is now, thanks to the magic of Tombat’s airbrush, now basically half Funky’s age.
I’m sucking out your lifeforce as you stand there…
Sunday Unfunnies
SosfdavidO here! There’s no preview for Sunday’s strip and I’m going to be at a guinea pig rescue charity event until the ass-crack of dawn so I’ll go ahead and post a placeholder now!
Starbucks Jonezzz
Ok, what genius on set thought to give Mason a night-time sleep aid allergy remedy? If the guy isn’t sneezing he’s snoring. At least today’s strip does a fairly good job with summarizing how most of the readers are feeling after a week of the world’s smallest medical crisis.
Major Tissues
So today we finally find out the source of Mason’s problems and it’s Cindy!
Dames, huh? What, with their crazy vacuum cleaners, brooms, mops and other contraptions! According to today’s strip, Cindy just might clean Mason right out of a career. I wonder how appealing Mr. Hollywood would be without his impossible-to-discern sports controvertible and his guaranteed access to Comic-Con.
Son of Stuck Funky 