Women…LOL, amirite here fellas? Always unable to resist the urge to gossip…you know how they are! Anyhow, it got me to thinking, what do people in Westview gossip about anyway?
“And I heard he left her home alone while he gallivanted around Hollywood…twice!”
“Did ya know she’s been in college for eight years now?”
“Yup, that comic book store LOSES money every month! Oh, that poor, poor one-armed woman!”
“I’d heard he was gay but supposedly he’s engaged to some woman from Centerville.”
“Yeah, he wears glasses now. That wife of his…what a moron.”
“No one’s seen that therapy dog of his in a while.”
“This Dinkle guy once had a child set herself on fire, you know.”
“I heard it isn’t real mozzarella at all.”
“Yep, she was all over that Buck guy before they even pried Bull’s head from the helmet.”
“They tried to deport her but she’s involved with the Clintons somehow.”
“I heard smoking cigarettes cured his Alzheimer’s. He has a thing going with Holly’s mother, you know.”
The mind truly reels. Post your own Westview gossip here! Well, not “here”, but in the comment section.
Son of Stuck Funky 
